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What makes life 100%? [Mar. 15th, 2002|04:19 pm]
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Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%?

Here is one answer. A little bit of maths that might prove helpful. What makes life 100%?

If the alphabet was represented thus...

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
1234567891011121314151617181920212223242526

Then,
HARDWORK 
8118423151811= 98%

And,
KNOWLEDGE 
11141523125475= 96%

But,
ATTITUDE 
120209202145= 100%

And,
BULLSHIT 
2211212198920= 103%


So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.
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[User Picture]From: stephaniewalker
2002-03-15 08:25 am (UTC)
and sweet fa = 79%

:)
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[User Picture]From: pat57
2002-03-15 08:27 am (UTC)
MYBIGARSE is 99%
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[User Picture]From: thelovebug
2002-03-15 09:28 am (UTC)
MYFATARSE is 108% :-)
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[User Picture]From: pat57
2002-03-15 09:30 am (UTC)

Re:

MANBREASTS was something like 113% if I remember correctly...
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[User Picture]From: julie_obrien
2002-03-15 08:29 am (UTC)
LOL!!!
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[User Picture]From: bluelotus
2002-03-15 08:30 am (UTC)
*laughs a lot*

Nice one Dave.
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[User Picture]From: vina
2002-03-15 08:36 am (UTC)

hehe, that is so funny!
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From: varno
2002-03-15 09:01 am (UTC)
Thats a classic!

Will have to remember that one :)
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[User Picture]From: gdj
2002-03-15 09:20 am (UTC)
LOL! Funny, but sadly true at times!
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[User Picture]From: masked_marvel
2002-03-15 09:31 am (UTC)
LOL

Good one :-)
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From: cuteblonde
2002-03-15 11:28 am (UTC)
lol! brilliant.
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[User Picture]From: ziactrice
2002-03-15 02:05 pm (UTC)

Ha!

I need not this BULLSHIT addition.

ZIACTRICE = 94%

No wonder I'm only good in large doses. :)
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[User Picture]From: rowanda380
2002-03-16 08:19 am (UTC)
lol :-)
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