||[Dec. 4th, 2002|12:44 pm]
The Love Bug
Ladies and gentlemen. Long have I considered the questions of life, the universe and everything. But there is one question that I can't find a good answer to.
So, I'm throwing it open to you. :o)
Answers can be serious, or they can be funny... surprise me!!
And the question is...
(remember folks, this is just for fun!)
Because you have no alternative.
Because I said so.
(that's what my mum always used to say anyway :p)
I was going to say that, but then I didn't.....
Certainly my favourite reply so far, and what I was about to say :o) (and echoed below)
- Because all that carbon, hydrogen and oxygen has to have SOMEWHERE to go.
- The alternative is less-than-rosy
- 42 longed to be something other than the product of 6 and 7
Errr ... something to do with white mice????
Universe Boredom. The universe always existed - it was just immensely more huge. Nothing ever came in contact because the distances were that great. Then one day one gas particle (Adam) accidentally collided with another (Eve) and without their knowledge a molecule was formed. They were ecstatic. They finally had someone to talk to. They were like, "Oh man...this is so awesome. We have to spread the news." So they took it upon themselves to purposely start a colliding with passer-by particles. Each new collision resulted in a new molecule (Cain, Able, Enoch, etc.). Not long after, all the molecules that could be formed - were. Then the conversation got stale. They got bored. Bump and collide - it was so trite. Then the youngest of all molecules (Sun) had a bright idea. He said, "What if we stopped going back and forth and start forming groups." No one was thrilled with the concept, but it was something to do so they went, "Yeah sure!" They named themselves after their leader. When one Sun started glowing bright, other molecules started forming their own suns. When that happened, some suns got bigger than others and they realized that the bigger the sun, the more power it had. Once the power was initialized, all hell broke loose. More and larger suns started forming to have other groups do their bidding. The universe contracted several thousand infinities in size. It became a game of who can control how much. When out of sheer coincidence all power was equally divided it got boring again. Then one bright sun (Ms. Galaxy) said, "What if a bunch of us stronger suns formed a group and then we can control the entire universe. The rest is history.
Life To be different. Earth was like, "Um...all planets do the magma/eruption, magma/eruption thing. That's just dumb. Immona be different. What is it that none of the other cool planets have? Oooh, ooh, I know - Animation. YES! I am such a genius."
Everything See Universe.
Because God discovered that it's no fun eating dinner alone. :)
Because the monopoly hungry god, Bill Gates commands it. It's that simple. What a sad world us computer users live in.
Because deep within us all is this void left that only God can fulfill. (This is why there are so many different "religions." Man was born with this instinctive desire to worship.) However, He designed us to be born with free-will, so the only way to really fill that void is to seek out God ourselves and ask Him to fill it for us. Once we've found Him, we are often times plagued with questions about everything around us. It's in this curiosity that God wants us turn to Him for the answers; to read the Bible and get to know Him and His plans and desires.
Either that or you just have way too much time on your hands to sit and ponder! J/K! :)
2002-12-04 08:58 am (UTC)
WHY NOT I say!
Why ask why? Try Bud Dry.
[you may not have had that commercial in the UK, but...it was big over here in the States for a while when I was in sixth/seventh grade. Gah, it's still there.]
2002-12-04 10:34 am (UTC)
Because you only live once. :)
Unless you are James Bond, or a cat :o)
Because it's a crooked letter..