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Why Engineers Don't Write Recipe Books [Jan. 17th, 2003|05:47 pm]
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Chocolate Chip Cookies

Ingredients:

532.35 cm3 gluten
4.9 cm3 NaHCO3
4.9 cm3 refined halite
236.6 cm3 partially hydrogenated tallow triglyceride
177.45 cm3 crystalline C12H22O11
177.45 cm3 unrefined C12H22O11
4.9 cm3 methyl ether of protocatechuic aldehyde
Two calcium carbonate-encapsulated avian albumen-coated protein
473.2 cm3 theobroma cacao
236.6 cm3 de-encapsulated legume meats (sieve size #10)

To a 2-L jacketed round reactor vessel (reactor #1) with an overall heat transfer coefficient of about 100 Btu/F-ft2-hr, add ingredients one, two and three with constant agitation. In a second 2-L reactor vessel with a radial flow impeller operating at 100 rpm, add ingredients four, five, six, and seven until the mixture is homogenous. To reactor #2, add ingredient eight, followed by three equal volumes of the homogenous mixture in reactor #1. Additionally, add ingredient nine and ten slowly, with constant agitation. Care must be taken at this point in the reaction to control any temperature rise that may be the result of an exothermic reaction.

Using a screw extrude attached to a #4 nodulizer, place the mixture piece-meal on a 316SS sheet (300 x 600 mm). Heat in a 460K oven for a period of time that is in agreement with Frank & Johnston's first order rate expression (see JACOS, 21, 55), or until golden brown. Once the reaction is complete, place the sheet on a 25C heat-transfer table, allowing the product to come to equilibrium.
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[User Picture]From: oneeyedfreak
2003-01-17 03:06 pm (UTC)
Parotid glands secreting....
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[User Picture]From: snofox
2003-01-18 12:33 am (UTC)
Man...
What have you done??

I didn't read that cos I know it's beyond me, but I have a coupla friends who I knew would appreciate it, and I thought I'd share the log with you:

(Gryphon) er
(TallyTook) a nice chocolate cake?
(Gryphon) They use Kelvins and Celcius... how bad is that?
(snofox) lol gryph
(EvilNem) how do u propose i get the average oven to 332 degrees?
(Gryphon) huh?
(TallyTook) That's only about 190
(Gryphon) Its less than 190
(EvilNem) ewp *sheepish* 227.13 not 128
* snofox shakes her head
(EvilNem) so wots it make sno?
(EvilNem) a steroid of some kind?
(EvilNem) or an explosive?
(snofox) geeeeee
(snofox) I told ya!
(EvilNem) my organic chem isn't that great :P
(snofox) just cos I didn't tell you in your language, sheesh
(EvilNem) meh
(snofox) lol
(EvilNem) i have a major headache, i'm not thinking
(Gryphon) 227.13?
(Gryphon) 0K is -275.155C
(Gryphon) er
* snofox laughs at you guys
(Gryphon) 273.155
(Gryphon) Chocolate chip cookies !
(nonna) are you doing pi again Gryph?
* nonna eyes Gryphon ¬_¬
(EvilNem) no, he's doing kelvin
(Gryphon) no :P
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[User Picture]From: gloi
2003-01-18 06:06 am (UTC)
this made me chuckle
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From: (Anonymous)
2004-01-03 05:13 pm (UTC)

If only!

If only that was in english!
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