a bug's thoughts

I am 64% ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET.



I am pretty addicted, but there is hope. I think I'm just well connected to the internet and technology, but it's really a start of a drug-like addiction. I must act now! Unplug this computer!


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It's all true! :-)

I AM 26% GEEK.

I probably work in computers, or a history
deptartment at a college. I never really
fit in with the "normal" crowd. But I have
friends, and this is a good thing.

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I am 23% Grunge.

I will get out of your sight. I'm pathetic! With my clean clothes, and nice smell. I think I took the wrong test, thank god, huh? Take the Grunge Test at Fuali.com!

"LOUD CAROLINE"
by DAVE

My LOUD CAROLINE,
ANNOYING MORNING is the time.
Come on baby,
I will EXCITINGLY make you mine.

You can't THROW my love.
We are like 37 BANANAS in a BED
Oh yeah honey,
We are like 37 BANANAS in a BED

CHORUS:

CAROLINE you are my SPARKLY WHELK for sure.
If I had GLANDUAR FEVER you'd be my cure.
The DRAWING PIN of COLCHESTER can't hold a light.
The FAST night, and everything is alright.

Please baby, don't FIDDLE with my KNEECAP.
Don't AMAZINGLY DISSOLVE me today.
I love you too much.
Please, I Just want to see your EXCEPTIONAL way.

I know our CRAZY love will last for MILLISECONDS
I will be there for MILLISECONDS
Oh yeah, JESS!
MILLISECONDS, MILLISECONDS, and MILLISECONDS

CHORUS:

CAROLINE you are my SPARKLY WHELK for sure.
If I had GLANDUAR FEVER you'd be my cure.
The DRAWING PIN of COLCHESTER can't hold a light.
The FAST night, and
everything is alright.

Create a Love Song

Good afternoon everyone!

I hope that the Monday morning blues have passed, and everyone is well.

I'll post later! :-)

Oh what fun it is to play burp and fart wav files when Moo is on the phone to her mother :-)))

Update: Except that Moo didn't think so!!

Walking through Slough earlier today, we saw someone about to switch on the Christmas lights in the High Street.

That "someone" was none other than Steve McFadden (EastEnders' Phil Mitchell)!!

That's it. End of career. Poor bloke! :-(

Results of Your IQ Test
Your score = 132 points

What does your score mean?
Scores of 130 and above mean that according to this test, you are absolutely brilliant

The following sub-scores are reported on a scale from 0 to 100.

Pattern Recognition (Series)
Your score = 100

Classification (Odd one out)
Your score = 66

Analogies
Your score = 100

Arithmetic
Your score = 77

Logical Reasoning
Your score = 66

General Knowledge
Your score = 77

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