March 15th, 2002

toonbug

What makes life 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%?

Here is one answer. A little bit of maths that might prove helpful. What makes life 100%?

If the alphabet was represented thus...

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
1234567891011121314151617181920212223242526

Then,
HARDWORK 
8118423151811= 98%

And,
KNOWLEDGE 
11141523125475= 96%

But,
ATTITUDE 
120209202145= 100%

And,
BULLSHIT 
2211212198920= 103%


So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.
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