a bug's thoughts

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Two, one to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.

A classic quote from moosical...

Me: I'll take the dinner in, you bring the drinks.
Moo: I'll be right in when the drinks have loaded.

(meaning "when the drinks have stopped frothing over the top of the glass")

Loading. Really.
*sigh*

And I thought I was geeky!

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