June 3rd, 2006



I have a colleague at work, named Shaun. Now anyone who knows Shaun will agree with me when I say that he has the quickest, sharpest and driest wit I've ever known. Now this isn't the best example, but it shows you that kind of bloke he is.

This is an SMS exchange between him and me this evening, after he asked me to let him know who got evicted from the Big Brother house...

Shaun: "45 to 39. r u receiving over? Maintain surveylance on Big Bro House. .45 out."

Me: "Roger 45, receiving loud and clear. Over. No news to report at the moment, targets have not yet manoeuvered towards the seating area for briefing. 39 out."

Shaun: "Ist Dè weasel in dè tea caddy? Repeaté. Ist Dè weasel is in dè tea caddy? Ist dè monkey gums on dè lose? Reportè."

Me: "Sezer is out, with 91% of the vote!"

Shaun: "Aaagh-ha-ha-ha! Ace. Arrogant git. :-) pete rocks man."

He makes me laugh... especially the weasel-in-the-tea-caddy bit! Heh.
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