We were eating dinner (as you do), and both Caroline and I usually only use forks (not knives), so we're both used to using the edge of the fork to cut the food. Anyway, as I was trying to cut a particularly stubborn piece of veggie burger, the fork snapped (plastic handle). The upward force of me pushing the plate up to meet the efforts of the fork, caused the plate to fly upwards... and then bounce off my nose!
It didn't really hurt, but damn did I feel stoopid.
(Oh, and on a side note, this song is truly fantastic!!)