||[May. 24th, 2005|07:48 am]
The Love Bug
I heard this on JazzFM this morning, and it was so bad that I had to share it with you...
A fortune teller went to see a doctor, complaining about hard skin on her feet, bad breath and feeling generally drained, and she thought she was Mary Poppins.*groan*
The doctor said that it was a classic case of supercallousfragilemysticseptichallitosis.