Here I sit, all alone, a pint of Carling is my only companion. Yes. I'm all alone. My wife is at the other side of the country, some 150 miles away. Yes. I'm all alone. I'm in Nottingham on business for 2 days, I'm in Harry Ramsdens. Yes. I'm all alone. I miss my wife. My wife is at home, her mum travelled down to babysit the house whilst the bathroom is being fitted. They don't have a bathroom from tomorrow morning. I, on the other hand, have a nice shower all to myself for the next 2 day. All to myself. Yes, I'm all alone.