This is an SMS exchange between him and me this evening, after he asked me to let him know who got evicted from the Big Brother house...
Shaun: "45 to 39. r u receiving over? Maintain surveylance on Big Bro House. .45 out."
Me: "Roger 45, receiving loud and clear. Over. No news to report at the moment, targets have not yet manoeuvered towards the seating area for briefing. 39 out."
Shaun: "Ist Dè weasel in dè tea caddy? Repeaté. Ist Dè weasel is in dè tea caddy? Ist dè monkey gums on dè lose? Reportè."
Me: "Sezer is out, with 91% of the vote!"
Shaun: "Aaagh-ha-ha-ha! Ace. Arrogant git. :-) pete rocks man."
He makes me laugh... especially the weasel-in-the-tea-caddy bit! Heh.